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Saw VI Sucks!

Among my peers, I'm easily the most receptive to the "Saw" franchise.  Every year, I eagerly await each new release while I'm met with various "what the fuck for?" responses.  But I don't watch them soley for the gruesome death traps like most people do.  I am genuinely interested in the storyline and love seeing how it'll progress one movie to the next. So interested, I am, that I happily sat through the pretty horribly acted/scripted "Saw 5" since it seemed to set up an excellent chance for "Saw 6" to answer many of the series' questions.  Imagine my utter dissappointment when this movie COMPLETELY dropped the ball and blew any chance it had at being the movie fans were looking for.  Yes, the death traps were there (although aside from like 2, they're getting pretty bland), and yes John Kramer is fully present via flashbacks (and he easily steals the show), but for every one answer the offered (and they weren't nearly as satisfying as I hoped), they raised two or three more.  The end of the movie offered none of the resolution producers promised, and the trademark "twists" at the end have easily lost their bang over the last few entries.  I get the impression the writers are doing nothing more than leaving the movie open to make more movies (and hence, more money) rather than doing the right thing and wrapping up this fucking story.  The "make shit up as we go along" crap is NOT cutting it, and I highly doubt I'll be anywhere near the movie theater for the all-but-confirmed "Saw 7" and "Saw 8".  No fucking thanks!

Thirsty Thursdays (Oct 22 2009)

Y'all know the deal by now, or atleast I think you do.  Let's go, people!!

Thirsty Comments!


"those look good you and I do agree, It totally brings the attention in them."


"love this pic. forget the shoes, you have some very slender and shapely legs. nice! ;)

hope all is well

- Brandon"

"I LOVE THE SHOES TOO, THERE OPEN TOE" <------  Thirsty comment of the week! (awarded for it's "thank you captain obvious" flair)

"DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYUMMM​MMMMMM MA! I LIKE I LIKE. WHEN U GON WEAR DEM 4 ME? JUST SAYIN"

"yes the shoes are very nice, very nice.... but the attention you're getting is not just from the shoes, please believe me when i say your LEGS ARE THE BOMB...."

"dang! look at those legs..."

Gucci Mane Fans Are The Fucking WORST

I'm not a Gucci Mane fan, but this post wasn't made so I could bash his music.  That's neither here nor there.  The point of this post is that his popularity has given light to a pretty big problem as it pertains to music fans.  Go up to a Gucci fan and ask them why they like him.  You're bound to get a million different answers, few of which have anything to do with his actual music.  I've heard everything from "he reps the streets" (wtf does that mean? What are "the streets"?), to he's hilariously ignorant, to "his beats go hard".  Ask someone why they like Nas and you'll probably hear references to his lyrical ability, or storytelling, or social awareness in his songs.  Ask someone why they like Eminem and it'll probably be because of his crazy-as-fuck song content and insane way with words.  But it's hard to explain why one would like Gucci because there simply isn't much to like about him.  Couple that with the fact that damn near EVERYONE loves this guy like he's the second coming of Jesus, and you might see where my confusion comes from. 

So if there's anyone out there reading this that 1) is a Gucci Mane fan and 2) can explain why in a manner that makes sense, please...drop a comment and enlighten me.  Or not.

Baby Mamas/Daddies

While there's definitely nothing new about the single parent household, it seems these days it's more rampant than ever.  I can't turn around without seeing young people (barely out of high school, more than likely not in college) with children.  Sometimes multiple children.  Sometimes by multiple partners.  I'm far from a preachy individual who judges others based on their choices, but bringing children into this world when you're not in the ideal situation to raise them properly is irresponsible beyond belief.  And the truth is when you're young, alone, uneducated and without a worthwhile form of income (like LOTS of young folks are who wind up pregnant), you're not only putting yourself in a fucked up situation, you're putting that KID in a fucked up situation.  I know there are millions of young single parents w/ their heads on straight who provide a lovely life for their offspring; probably better than the life I had w/ two working parents.  Obviously, they're not the ones I'm addressing.  But to the rest of you, get your shit straight.  Wear condoms or stop fucking.

Thank You, Balloon Boy, For Wasting Everyone's Time

So, I spent an hour watching CNN waiting to see this balloon crash land for nothing? FML.

Thirsty Thursdays (Oct 15 2009)

It's that time of week, AGAIN...so let's get to it.

Thirsty Comments!


"PLEASE GRAB THE WALL U BOUT TO GET STRIP SEARCHED"


"thomasboyd
8642797277"

"That thang is phat mami"

"when you have a gifted tongue like mine.

a thats all i have to say..you moan the rest." <---- wut

"U GOT MO CURVES THAN A HIGHWAY"

"Damn Ma'! I don't mean no disrespect, but you got a serious azz "DONK" back 'dere. Wut is yo' secret? Wut da fuck is eatin' lik' dat? You still on dem "Color'd Greens" & Cornbread?" I kno' dey say milk does da body sum' good,but jus' how much got'damn milk you had? You gon' fuck 'round & run my blood-pressure up wit' all dat azz,dat azz is jus' too "PHAT." Naw(boo),Real-Talk! You look sum' damn good... Keep it pushin',Ma',you hurtin' dey azz,dey ain't ready fo' you!!!(LOL)" <----- Thirsty Comment Of The Week

OK, I Think I Might Have Changed My Mind Again

If you've been following this blog at all, you may have seen that I recently purchased the new BlackBerry Tour a few weeks ago.  While I love the BlackBerry platform and the Tour IS a great phone, there's something inside of me that won't allow me to turn down the chance to play with a new toy.  That new toy, this time around, may very well be the new Motorola Sholes/Droid/WhateverTheFuckTheyDecideToNameIt.  It's an (obviously) Android device with a touch screen and (thankfully) a full physical keyboard.  If the October 30th release date holds up, expect me to have one in my mitts by then; unless the Storm2 comes out before then!

Only Thing Worse Than Gun Toting Thugs

Are gun toting thugs who can't even fucking aim!  How dumb do they look.

Thirsty Thursdays (On A Friday)

I know this post series is a Thursday exclusive, but I came across some hilarity that I truly felt compelled to share.  Once this is out of my system, I assure you all subsequent "Thirsty Thursdays" posts will, indeed, be on Thursdays. 

Thirsty Comments!

"Damn u make a nigga wanna marry u baby wit dat sexy ass"

"I wanna make love in the club shit im speechless"

 "That ass is so fat sweetie"

"can i lift that skirt up plzzz"

 "can u wear that for me and sit on my face?"

"Dam shawty..jus hit me up.678353595" <----- Thirsty Comment of the Day! (since today's not Thursday)

Thirsty Thursdays (Oct 8 2009)

Y'all know how we do. Let's go...all for the lulz.

Thirsty Comments:

"BODY BUILT LIKE GOT MADE IT HIS SELF"  (wat?)

"DAMN BOO U THICK IZ FUCK ILL PUT IT ON YO SEXY ASS"

"If u feel something in your back, don't look back just throw it back cuz I'm a give u da business"

"DATS WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!! I SEE YA!!!"

"damn baby u already know lol whats good"

"another view please"

"Cool" <---- Thirsty Comment Of The Week (I LOVE the nonchalant understatedness. hahaha)

"tear that ass up"

Roman Polanski Interviewed By "To Catch A Predator"'s Chris Hansen

lolz

Nas - CNN Interview

I love the set up attempt.  That was apparently more important than talking about the actual issue.

Congrats Shyne!

We all know you got screwed royally by Diddy and co.  Now that you're free, prepare for the onslaught of Hip Hop "fans" who will hop on your bandwagon despite probably never hearing any of your music.  Gotta love trendiness and popular opinion.

How To: Eat Laffy Taffy w/o Breaking Most, All Of Your Teeth

If you walk into a 7-11, you're likely to come across the longer (pause) Laffy Taffy bars (pause).  I like these better than the smaller ones because they come in better flavors.  But they're often entirely too hard to chew (pause).  So what's the remedy, you say? EASY!! Buy one of them on a day when the temperature is set to hit between 60-70 degrees (no hotter, trust me).  Leave it in the car for about an hour or two.  By the time you get around to grabbing it, it will have softened considerably and you should be able to chew it with no problem (LOL pause!).  Any hotter, or any longer in the car, and it'll become a goey, un eatable mess that'll just stick to your fingers everytime you try and grab it out the wrapper.  No bueno.

So there you have it.  Good luck and happy Taffy eatin'.

Thirsty Thursdays (Oct. 1 2009)

Thirsty Thursdays will be a weekly, ongoing post series dedicated to super lame dudes who gas the ego's of regular ass chicks when they post up moderately attractive to above average pictures on the internets.  It's a never ending cycle, and the girls shouldn't get all the credit.  Let's hear it for the thirsty dudes!

Thirsty Comments:

"im not even go say nuffin jus b/c u know wut u got"

"U lookin ckut3 in thi5 on3......"  <---- ??

 "damn i want some"

"damn you look delicious......quit being a stranger & get at me beautiful. what you know bout that 27545 anyway?"

 "OMFG You look good...xxx" <---- Thirsty Thursday quote of the week!"

"Dam I Want You....Comment Back"