Mark McGwire Used Steroids. [Duh]

Mark McGwire did what Barry Bonds still hasn't done and admitted to using steroids.  In a statement to the press, he says:

I wish I had never touched steroids.  It was foolish and it was a mistake. I truly apologize. Looking back, I wish I had never played during the steroid era.

I can appreciate the gesture in coming clean, although I have a hard time believing he would have done so if not for the fact he's now once again employed by MLB.

In other news, I think I heard Rush Limbaugh admit to not liking Negroes.